Stupid Thoughts Poll

LisaA · Post by **LisaA** » 12-04-2003 06:17 PM

Which choice would you make? Read the poll and answer. Then say why. Also propose better stupid dilemmas.

CindyLouWho · Post by **CindyLouWho** » 12-04-2003 07:23 PM

I'm having a hard time answering this one because I never seem to get the choice of whether it'll make noise or not. And my farts always smell like potpourri (seriously, around this time of year its usually apple-cinnamon and pine needles) so folks are always asking me to fart, but the noise I never have control of.

Guess I'll go with SMELLY (smelly like a meadow).

CindyLouWho · Post by **CindyLouWho** » 12-04-2003 07:26 PM

Course if you don't have pretty ones like I do, then you might opt for a loud cough during a loud fart. Or whistle at a foxy man/woman during it?

(am I really answering this poll outloud?)

BenSlain · Post by **BenSlain** » 12-04-2003 08:14 PM

Cindy. This is really much more than I need to know.

LostAtSea · Post by **LostAtSea** » 12-05-2003 11:05 AM

"This thread is so gross it's scary" LostAtSea

CindyLouWho · Post by **CindyLouWho** » 12-05-2003 12:05 PM

Lighten up Frances, just having a little childish fun.

You should let your child out to play ever so often.

LostAtSea · Post by **LostAtSea** » 12-05-2003 12:49 PM

CindyLouWho wrote: Lighten up Frances, just having a little childish fun.

You should let your child out to play ever so often.

My inner child gets out to play frequently but in a different environment. Sorry I butted (pun intended) in. To each her own. Have fun.

CindyLouWho · Post by **CindyLouWho** » 12-05-2003 01:05 PM

hehe @ "butted" in ..

Hey, your child is alive and well ... just not quite as corny as mine is!!

Dixie Butcher · Post by **Dixie Butcher** » 12-05-2003 08:44 PM

BenSlain wrote: Cindy. This is really much more than I need to know.

Well, as long as we're giving out TMI (too much information), my inner child would like to add that either choice is acceptable to me.

Dixie, who thinks "Dutch Ovens" are flirting and who used to deliberately eat egg salad sandwiches before long road trips with lots of people...

"Mmmmmm.... egg salady...."--PeeWee Herman

lrs · Post by **lrs** » 12-05-2003 09:19 PM

Neither. I would hold it.

Of course, that always leads to problems downstream.

No, this thread is in good fun. And IMO, that's just what the board needs right now.

I just hope some of the...er...men, can keep their rowdy comments in check. Clearly, this dilemma is a female thing. Some of the male Pirates here, I feel, would just let a smellly one blow. "Special person" or no.

lrs

lrs · Post by **lrs** » 12-05-2003 09:33 PM

LisaA wrote: Also propose better stupid dilemmas.

Oh yeah. Stupid dilemma thread

!

Okay, if you could be Paris Hilton, would you? Come on. To be that skinny, that blonde, that rich, that vapid, that insipid, that clueless, that indulged? To be able to pour dirty water into milk bottles that people are going to drink just to get yourself out of a jam? And get away with it?

Yeah, I watched it. Even taped it so I could watch it again. SO DID MANY OTHERS!!!!! Perhaps even Pirates. Admit.

Anyway. If you could be Paris Hilton, would you?

Dixie Butcher · Post by **Dixie Butcher** » 12-08-2003 05:51 AM

Originally posted by lrs

Yeah, I watched it. Even taped it so I could watch it again. SO DID MANY OTHERS!!!!! Perhaps even Pirates. Admit.

Anyway. If you could be Paris Hilton, would you?

I confess, we watched the dairy farm episode. Paris is beyond reprehensible, but the whole time I thought of Lionel Richie's girl--ya know, thinking--"Man, poor Lionel, he's got to be so embarrassed by her." Whether you like his music or not ( I don't), the man has worked HARD for his money, and to be where he is today. And then to have a kid like that--eeeech!

To answer the question: If I was born and raised as Paris Hilton, then yes, I would like to be her. Because she has no earthly idea how much her life sucks and what a joke she is, she truly is enjoying herself. She is the definition of simple.
If I know what I know now, and had to be her? No way, Jose.

lrs · Post by **lrs** » 12-08-2003 09:32 PM

Dixie Butcher wrote:
To answer the question: If I was born and raised as Paris Hilton, then yes, I would like to be her. Because she has no earthly idea how much her life sucks and what a joke she is, she truly is enjoying herself. She is the definition of simple.
If I know what I know now, and had to be her? No way, Jose.

Lisa, I'm actually still pondering. If a tree falls and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If you're born a moron with millions to back it up and you suffer no consequences, is what "they" say really true?

Anyway, I live in Iowa, and I had no idea that people like this really existed. I know the show is just a goof, but it is impossible that God actually lets these things go on, while the rest of the world starves. No wonder everyone hates America.

I also feel for Lionel. This is a man who built from nothing. The daughter may want to take note of that.

Thanks, Lisa,
lrs

spaceprophet · Post by **spaceprophet** » 12-08-2003 10:52 PM

How 'bout just roll down the window and turn the music up?

Dale O Sea · Post by **Dale O Sea** » 12-08-2003 11:55 PM

spaceprophet wrote: How 'bout just roll down the window and turn the music up?

Damn! you beat me to it, spaceprophet...Seemed obvious tho- Radio/Window

Dixie, I had to Google "Dutch Oven"...here's what I found:

Dutch oven - a term describing when you fart and hold your
partners head under the covers. Eeew! :p

About Ms Hilton--I've seen her internet video. That prompted me to make a point of missing the over-plugged barnyard sur-reality program. Eeew again! :p

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