Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

Rombaldi · Post by **Rombaldi** » 09-19-2006 01:52 PM

Crawford, Texas --A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both have been
lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as
he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried
to call FEMA but there was no answer.

Shirleypal · Post by **Shirleypal** » 09-19-2006 01:56 PM

No worries Rom, sure CK will send him one of hers.

SETIsLady · Post by **SETIsLady** » 09-19-2006 03:34 PM

Rombaldi wrote: Crawford, Texas --A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal
library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the
presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both have been
lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as
he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried
to call FEMA but there was no answer.

majda · Post by **majda** » 09-19-2006 03:42 PM

joequinn · Post by **joequinn** » 09-19-2006 05:16 PM

Rombaldi, your post was very nasty in content and quite disrespectful in tone to the highest official in the land. I wish that I had written it myself.

By the way, the established consensus of historians is that Bush has an I.Q. of 92. LBJ, the dumbest Democrat President of the United States since the Depression, had an I.Q. of 126.

Rombaldi · Post by **Rombaldi** » 09-19-2006 06:27 PM

joequinn wrote: Rombaldi, your post was very nasty in content and quite disrespectful in tone to the highest official in the land.

I wish that I had written it myself.

Thank you.. I think

spiritme · Post by **spiritme** » 09-20-2006 12:05 AM

OMG................stop that Rom................you always make me smile when I don't want to!

Lord Moon · Post by **Lord Moon** » 09-20-2006 12:25 AM

Sad but true....

Cherry Kelly · Post by **Cherry Kelly** » 09-20-2006 10:24 AM

now now Shirley -- he can get his own books! Well I might send him one of mine -- soon as publication is completed -- for sci fi fans of this world -- first chapter published on internet -- about year ago...

Shirleypal · Post by **Shirleypal** » 09-20-2006 10:29 AM

Cherry I hope you know I was joking.

Ninerism · Post by **Ninerism** » 09-20-2006 10:45 AM

Rombi, THAT'S A RIOT! HA HA HA LOL!!!

Ninerism

Barbie · Post by **Barbie** » 09-20-2006 11:48 AM

Rom, thanks for your informative announcement! Howard and I had just returned from a l-o-n-g flight and a much needed night of sleep in our own bed; waking up to your article made our morning start out on a good laugh!

BTW... I didn't know you can still buy coloring books! I thought everything now is being done on computer graphics! I should rush right out and buy a couple for the Prez! Do you have a physical address to his library? FedEx can't deliver to P.O. boxes.

Ninerism · Post by **Ninerism** » 09-20-2006 12:23 PM

Barbie wrote: Rom, thanks for your informative announcement! Howard and I had just returned from a l-o-n-g flight and a much needed night of sleep in our own bed; waking up to your article made our morning start out on a good laugh!

BTW... I didn't know you can still buy coloring books! I thought everything now is being done on computer graphics! I should rush right out and buy a couple for the Prez! Do you have a physical address to his library? FedEx can't deliver to P.O. boxes.

Barbie, I suggest you try the Pony Express, as it's up to the President's speed, just in case he is over-whelmed with his two-book library flooded-out there in Crawford-ville. Hopefully, it can be restored to his liking, so he can find even more time to read Camus, too.

I was once an Existentialist, now I am just confused. However, President Bush is enlightening me every day on how peace is created in the World. We are told that things are much better and are more secure for us, with two wars -- thank GOD, and George Bush, too! He talks to God, and we are all blessed for it.

Ninerism

earthist · Post by **earthist** » 09-20-2006 12:43 PM

Ninerism wrote: I was once an Existentialist, now I am just confused.
Ninerism

ROTFLMAO!!:D

majda · Post by **majda** » 09-20-2006 04:17 PM

Ninerism wrote: We are told that things are much better and are more secure for us, with two wars -- thank GOD, and George Bush, too! He talks to God, and we are all blessed for it.

Ninerism

It doesn't scare me so much that dear George talks to God, but the fact that George is convinced that God is talking back scares the Hell out of me!

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Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

Re: Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

Now what will they do for toilet paper?