DEJA VIEW The Final Chapter!
Captain's Log: As Shoddy was doing HIS thing, I was just saying to Spork with the mission DOA we're here so let's keep watching the feed, it's good for a few laughs
...(Kork) And I bore easily. How's it going Shoddy? It's been almost a full minute.
Shoddy: Well, Cap'n, it's done but I had ta turn life support to minimum, re-wire the entire ship's systems, and tie directly into the engine controls, we've got mebbe five minutes before the warp core goes critical.
Kork: Your usual Shoddy work! Still, it's better than nothing I guess.
Spork: Popcorn's ready Captain.
Kork: Thanks Spork. Mmmm! Move theater butter, my favorite... Crank 'er up, Shoddy!
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"I tell you, folks: Drump's Super PHROSTED FLAKES - Under The Sun? There's Never Been ANYTHING Better - To Say They're GREAT Is Gross Understatement!"
Recorder eariler, from his "Excellence In BS" studio that was Donald Drump Club Cheerleader Lush Rimbaugh -
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Bubba G: MMMmmm! Albatross flavor.
Hellory: We've got a Presidency to take back and you're stuffing your face?
Bubba G: Don't worry I'm using skim milk and Splenda. I like to eat when I'm surfing. See the latest scandal?
Hellory: "PANTSUITGate"? That's REALLY hitting below the Beltway! As if I have anything to hide.
Bubba G: It's not just anything. It's EVERYTHING.
Hellory: What ME cover-up? It's a total and unmitigated lie!
Bubba G: By which you're saying it's the truth?
Hellory: Absolutely! Just not total and unmitigated
Bubba G: Well, Hellory, like I do you know the old saying - "A Waste IS A Terrible Thing To Mind!"
**CRASH BOOM BAMM BAM BAM (SHIP SHUDDERS JUST AS THE PICTURE CUTS OUT)
Kork: What the fock? Shoddy! That wasn't nearly five minutes!
Shoddy: Ah, this is odd, we're gettin' feedback from the feed an' it focked up the Dilithium crystals. Impulse was hit, too - We've the power to maintain orbit only, so we'll be needin' a more than able assist from Fleet
Kork: Well that's just great. Is there any way we can get the feed back without the feedback?
Shoddy: Sorry Cap'n, my jiggerin's fried the box... The good news is, outbound communication IS workin'
Kork: Ok, open a channel to Star Fleet rescue and have them take the long way here, then for fun open one to Harry Nudd and have him send some of his girls over post haste -- What's that raised eyebrow, Spork?
Spork: Nothing Captain.
Kork: Right. Now YOU'RE looking at me, Bones? I hope that doesn't mean you're against a little hanky-panky
McHoi: Can I say something?
Kork: Go right ahead.
McHoi: I'm a DOCTOR Dammit NOT a COMPLETE and Utter PRUDE!
Kork: ATTA BOY, McHoi!
Our Gal Hellory
(
to the tune of
SECRET AGENT MAN )
There's a gal who works to ward off danger
From campaign squeaks & leaks, but what's even stranger
With ev'ry step she takes, the world around her shakes
Odds are she'll stride right into the White House --
Our Gal Hellory, Our Gal Hellory!
A power-lusting wonder, she's great at playin' the game...
Dancin' from the left to the right one day
And then talkin' from the other corner next day,
With every word that drips
Off her pretentious lips
Odds are some'll hear just what they want to --
Our Gal Hellory, Our Gal Hellory!
A power-lusting wonder, she's great at playin' the game...
Once she wins her party's nomination
And as she travels all across the nation
She'll carefully weigh
Each and ev'ry last cliche
So odds are folks'll see her as "less evil" --
Our Gal Hellory, Our Gal Hellory!
A power-lusting wonder, she's great at playin' the game...
If it comes election day that you find
You're havin' a hard time making up your mind,
Just think of how she'll gloat
Once she wins the big vote,
And odds are folks won't know what's gonna hit them --
Our Gal Hellory, Our Gal Hellory!
The Clantons take back power, you can bet they'll feel no shame...