Joke Thread In Honor of Old 68

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Post by Raggedyann » 03-16-2014 03:24 AM

Welcome to Colorado

For those who haven't heard, Colorado just enacted two new laws - legalizing gay marriage and recreational marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense!

Leviticus 20:13 says:

"If a man lies with another man he should be stoned.”

We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!

Isn't the Bible an amazing book?
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." - Voltaire

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Post by voguy » 03-16-2014 08:19 AM

I'm sure there are some that interpreted the bible in this way. Funny how the Bible predicts things, just like it predicted Nixon's problems.
Neimeiah 8:1 (New International Version)
all the people assembled as one man in the square before the Water Gate.
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Post by Doka » 03-12-2015 02:43 PM

Wow! There is some funny stuff in this place. :)



The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his
deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3
years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the
mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about
90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own
room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen
Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to
sleep with my wife occasionally".

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
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Re: Joke Thread In Honor of Old 68

Post by Riddick » 07-30-2016 02:04 AM

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Re: Joke Thread In Honor of Old 68

Post by Doka » 07-30-2016 09:29 AM

Riddick wrote:Image


That is so funny!
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