Redneck Special Forces

DeathValleyScotty · Post by **DeathValleyScotty** » 03-10-2015 10:29 PM

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given the following facts about ISIS:

1. Hunting season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music or Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the ISIS problem to be over by next Friday.

Post by **Fan** » 03-11-2015 03:01 PM

Unsure if this is satire or not

Dude111 · Post by **Dude111** » 03-15-2015 05:59 PM

Well this IS the humour base so probably is...

Riddick · Post by **Riddick** » 03-16-2015 05:28 PM

All your base are belong to us