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KY Female Pig Pees On IN State Trooper's Cruiser From Bumper To Bumper!!

Posted: 12-19-2015 11:30 PM
by Malaria_Kidd II
The original subject's title was: Shine On You Crazy 10 K Diamonds Maker! So it was changed 2/10/18 hoping more will read it! :reader: :reader: :reader: :reader:



:| LisaA a once active member from Colorado many years ago suggested I tell a few trucking stories on a pirate radio station out in Greeley, Colorado. I had planned to tell my veneer white oak log hauling story in an outline e-mailed to the station, among a few others for some chills and laughs. :miked:

This link goes to Paranormal for that one...... :!:

http://fantasticforum.com/1res/viewtopi ... =41&t=7253

The next morning I was awakened unexpectedly by the host. He rushed me putting me right on the air and I was not a happy tired coal trucker. :x I always wished I'd hung up the phone in disgust! :realmad:

Here is what I told the farm, ranch and city folks of Greeley. :wink:

:P Just after sunset in 1978 on US Highway 41 North of Evansville, Indiana, the semi-truck weigh station sign said "OPEN" on a Friday evening. I turned into the lane and waited my turn with a "luckily legal" weight of marketed *hogs. Indiana's tallest state trooper was standing behind his shiny white cruiser to my left. To see that happen was super rare :!:

My turn for the truck tandem scales came and I pulled forward. Instantly I heard what sounded like a rain gutter's downspout pouring water on an upside down wash tub!

:shock: The noise was a gilt*, a young lady pig, cutting loose on his car from bumper to bumper all centered with her excess water passing through the American livestock trailer's lower side vent.

This was a highly arched unbelievable sight and the tall trooper was looking down and waving me on smartly! Her splashes in the bright security lighting resembled 10,000 sparkling diamonds that most surely took the fresh polish off his car! :lol: :lol: :lol:

When they all walked off 30 minutes later. I patted each pig in the bigger top middle section. I felt good knowing I patted the little lady that was gilty. :wink:



:o The station's pirate wanna be host was not too happy with that true pig tale. :lol: Neither was I in the fact that he called and woke me up! :devil: :epicbattl


MK II Cody :mrgreen:


Pink Floyd followers might have been tricked into arriving at this true story! :lol:

To make up for my headline, enjoy.........


Re: Shine on you crazy 10 K diamonds maker!

Posted: 06-05-2016 11:41 PM
by Malaria_Kidd II
:oops: This was just one post away from page 3. So my truth generated laugh is going back to page 1. :D This guilt's "Pig Tale" deserves another go.

:lol: I remember this perfectly timed and natural event like it took place yesterday and you would do the same! :mrgreen:


MK2 :)

Re: Shine on you crazy 10 K diamonds maker!

Posted: 03-12-2017 01:15 PM
by Malaria_Kidd II
😇I'm bumping this one again in memory of 1 female Kentucky pig, and I will do the same in the future!🐷🌟 💧 💦🚔☔ 🎯

Now it's easier to find since I just posted this story's link elsewhere at FF! Besides that it was getting too close to Dark Page #3 again! :oops:

MK II :wink: :mrgreen:

Re: KY Female Pig Pees On IN State Trooper's Cruiser From Bumper To Bumper!!

Posted: 07-22-2018 10:04 PM
by Malaria_Kidd II
Well, I'll be dogged gone. It happened tonight! Before coming in here I visualized an even 1,000 views. And that's what it was! :D

MK II This is me watching this once in a lifetime event in my left West Coast mirror! :mrgreen: Here now is the long retired Indiana State Trooper at dusk way back then!...... :arrow: :oops:

Sadly our retired Indiana State Trooper John N. @ 6' 10" passed away 2 years ago. :(

Re: KY Female Pig Pees On IN State Trooper's Cruiser From Bumper To Bumper!!

Posted: 08-17-2023 07:29 AM
by Malaria_Kidd II
Bump 😉 😂