All Time Favorite Funny Folks

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Post by Riddick » 11-22-2016 06:19 AM

Here's A Handful Right Off The Top Of My Head

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PETER SELLERS

"I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage!"

"Special delivery, a behm. Were you expecting one?.. A behm? Ahhhaaaahhhaaaoooww"

François: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Inspector Clouseau: "Yes, the exploding kind"

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GROUCHO MARX

"When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!"

"SHE got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon"

"I'm not too crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal."

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CURLY HOWARD

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed!"

"I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens."

"I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!"

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GEORGE CARLIN

"Ever wonder about those people who pay $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."

"'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be 'I do' is the longest sentence?"

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

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RODNEY DANGERFIELD

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

"My psychiatrist said I was crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion and he said okay, you're ugly too."

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years! Then we met."
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Post by Doka » 03-31-2023 08:38 PM

My favorite Peter Sellers: "Does your doog bite? The little dog mangles his hand. Peter: " I thought you said, your
Doog does not bite.?" The person holding the Dog replies , " It is not my doog,..........dog!"
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Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire

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An eccentric German masseur with a rather sinister glint in its eye does some unconventional work on a hapless Link Hogthrob.


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Castle Films 8 minute digest from the feature HORSE FEATHERS


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