THE SCOTTISH BIOLOGY EXAM

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THE SCOTTISH BIOLOGY EXAM

Post by Doka » 06-06-2018 02:00 PM

THE SCOTTISH BIOLOGY EXAM


I take my tam off to the student

                                                         

 

  This is straight from Scotland.  Students in an advanced Biology
               class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was :

               "Name seven advantages of Mother's     Milk."
               The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
               One student, in back, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
               However, he wrote :
              
               1) It is perfect formula for the child.
               2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
               3) It is always the right temperature.
               4) It is inexpensive.
               5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
               6) It is always available as needed.
               And then the student was stuck.
               Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end
               of the test, he wrote:
               7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the
               ground where the cat can't get it.
              
               He got an A.
             
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