What's The Difference Between...
A mouse and a pretty girl?
One harms the cheese, the other charms the he's.
Ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
A hippo & a Zippo?
One's really heavy, the other's a little lighter.
A snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
A church bell and a pickpocket?
One peals from the steeple, the other steals from the people.
A cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
A timeshare salesman and a bucket of dung?
The bucket.
A unicorn and lettuce?
One is a funny beast, the other's a bunny feast.
A thunderstorm and an injured lion?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain.
A Canadian and a New Yorker?
One says "How's it goin', ay?" and the other says "Ay, how's it goin'?"
An oral & rectal thermometer?
The taste.
What's The Difference
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What's The Difference
A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Re: What's The Difference
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Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire
Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire