What Do You Get
Posted: 09-16-2018 07:58 AM
What do you get when you cross...
A hen with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
An overheated Airedale with a comedian?
A hot dog that tastes funny.
A python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.
A football player with a telephone?
A wide receiver
A snowman with a shark?
Frostbite.
A beef patty with a 50 foot gorilla?
Burger Kong.
A Cuisinart with a word processor?
Minced words.
A dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Chuck Norris?
A dirt nap. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
A joke and a rhetorical question?
A hen with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
An overheated Airedale with a comedian?
A hot dog that tastes funny.
A python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.
A football player with a telephone?
A wide receiver
A snowman with a shark?
Frostbite.
A beef patty with a 50 foot gorilla?
Burger Kong.
A Cuisinart with a word processor?
Minced words.
A dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Chuck Norris?
A dirt nap. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
A joke and a rhetorical question?