Fourth Marriage

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Fourth Marriage

Post by Riddick » 01-20-2020 01:04 AM

A woman announces to her best friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful," the friend intones. "But I hope you don't mind my asking, what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Well, what happened to your second husband?"

"He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how terrible. I'm almost afraid to ask about the third husband."

"He died of a broken neck"

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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