Things Good Ol' Boys Will Never Say

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Things Good Ol' Boys Will Never Say

Post by Riddick » 04-18-2020 11:42 PM

"Youse Guys"

Duct tape won't fix that.

Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.

We don't keep no guns in this house.

You can't feed that to the dog.

No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

Trim the fat off that steak.

Do you think my gut is too big?

Honey, we don't need another dog.

Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

The tires on that truck are too dang big.

Those cutoffs ought be a little longer, Daisie-May.

Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" we haven't seen.

I don't have a favorite football team.

Wrestling is fake.

When I retire, I'm movin' North.
There are none so asleep & oblivious to the real world as those who are & would be Woken.

"Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out." - David Horowitz

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