ORR~06 Nov 2010~Art Bell Replay on Roswell
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ORR~06 Nov 2010~Art Bell Replay on Roswell
Saturday 06 Nov 2010~Art Bell Replay from June 24, 1997
6:00 PM Pacific ~ 9:00 PM Eastern
Somewhere in Time returns to to June 24, 1997, when the Air Force released the "Case Closed" book on Roswell. Art discusses the six year gap of evidence the government apparently overlooked.
Recap:
News Conference.... Art relates his opinion of the news conference held by the Air Force today. Art says the problem with it was that the footage shown was shot 6 years after the Roswell incident. The Air Force blamed time compression, which made Art laugh and laugh. No questions were answered concerning Area 51. Art feels bad for Col. Haines, who was picked to lead this conference. He imitates what the meeting must have been like when he was chosen. Pretty funny stuff, never heard Art so versatile.
Linda Howe.... Art reads a fax from Linda Howe that relates her feelings on the Government's wall of mirrors pertaining to Roswell.
More Faxes.... Art reads many comical faxes ribbing the news conference.
WTAM.... An affiliate from Cleveland told Art they were going to conducted a daily poll concerning the existence of alien life forms.
Art took a guess as to the results, saying 70 percent would believe in them. The results given to Art today show 79% of those polled believe in alien life forms.
Award.... Jeff, from TriCity sends in the top ten reasons why Art won the Best Male Radio Talk Show Host Award:
10. The Masons picked you.
9. At 52 they weren't sure you'd be around in 1998.
8. Susan Lucci was the only other nomination.
7. Lesser known hosts spend so much time broadsiding you that you have to be doing something right.
6. A five hour talk show with no politics, 14 million listeners, that's our guy!
5. Location, Location, Location.
4. Anyone who says he would sit in a lawn chair in his front yard and do a play by play account of a comet that ends the world while sipping ice tea has got to be dedicated to radio.
3. They've read your book and figured now or never.
2. Chancellor broadcasting liked Talkers Magazine so much they bought the company.
1. He is the most hyper-dimensional guy we know!
Call down.... In reference to the experiment the other night, "call down UFOs", Art has received major reports of triangular sightings in the skies of Neveda.
Arizona.... The Arizona Republic has apologized for printing the Benson cartoon that used the image of a rescuer craddling a child killed in the Oaklahoma City bombing to criticize capitol punishment. The editorial cartoonist is not apologizing so the paper is doing it for him.
Texas.... The major picture on the front page of Art's magazine is that of a train wreck in Texas. The prediction made by Art's time traveller.
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6:00 PM Pacific ~ 9:00 PM Eastern
Somewhere in Time returns to to June 24, 1997, when the Air Force released the "Case Closed" book on Roswell. Art discusses the six year gap of evidence the government apparently overlooked.
Recap:
News Conference.... Art relates his opinion of the news conference held by the Air Force today. Art says the problem with it was that the footage shown was shot 6 years after the Roswell incident. The Air Force blamed time compression, which made Art laugh and laugh. No questions were answered concerning Area 51. Art feels bad for Col. Haines, who was picked to lead this conference. He imitates what the meeting must have been like when he was chosen. Pretty funny stuff, never heard Art so versatile.
Linda Howe.... Art reads a fax from Linda Howe that relates her feelings on the Government's wall of mirrors pertaining to Roswell.
More Faxes.... Art reads many comical faxes ribbing the news conference.
WTAM.... An affiliate from Cleveland told Art they were going to conducted a daily poll concerning the existence of alien life forms.
Art took a guess as to the results, saying 70 percent would believe in them. The results given to Art today show 79% of those polled believe in alien life forms.
Award.... Jeff, from TriCity sends in the top ten reasons why Art won the Best Male Radio Talk Show Host Award:
10. The Masons picked you.
9. At 52 they weren't sure you'd be around in 1998.
8. Susan Lucci was the only other nomination.
7. Lesser known hosts spend so much time broadsiding you that you have to be doing something right.
6. A five hour talk show with no politics, 14 million listeners, that's our guy!
5. Location, Location, Location.
4. Anyone who says he would sit in a lawn chair in his front yard and do a play by play account of a comet that ends the world while sipping ice tea has got to be dedicated to radio.
3. They've read your book and figured now or never.
2. Chancellor broadcasting liked Talkers Magazine so much they bought the company.
1. He is the most hyper-dimensional guy we know!
Call down.... In reference to the experiment the other night, "call down UFOs", Art has received major reports of triangular sightings in the skies of Neveda.
Arizona.... The Arizona Republic has apologized for printing the Benson cartoon that used the image of a rescuer craddling a child killed in the Oaklahoma City bombing to criticize capitol punishment. The editorial cartoonist is not apologizing so the paper is doing it for him.
Texas.... The major picture on the front page of Art's magazine is that of a train wreck in Texas. The prediction made by Art's time traveller.
Creatures of the Night
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