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Post by Diogenes » 08-22-2012 09:22 PM

http://www.facebook.com/Dr.EvelynPaglini

The voice and the picture do not match
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Post by Diogenes » 08-22-2012 09:24 PM

Riddick wrote: Art's Webcam pics from 7/11/2004

Image

Image


Is that a paint roller with the kitties?
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Post by Riddick » 08-22-2012 09:28 PM

rkelley wrote: Mail order potions
Mail Order Witchcraft

National Enquirer runs my advertisements
Even though last week the revoked my license
Hexes and Love Spells, for $9.95
It's this kind of garbage that keeps me alive

(Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot)

I'll sell you crosses and religious icons
I buy them wholesale, I get them in Taiwan
Copy my spells from off bathroom walls
Write them in Latin, my fans are enthralled

Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, and I'm doing well
I claim tax exemption because of a religion and then I just sell, sell, sell

)O( )O( )O( )O( )O(

Crowley's the author of my favorite spell
For summoning demons up out of Hell
Wasn't poetic, I changed it a pinch...
Last one to use it has not been seen since

(Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot,
Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot)

I've written a book about spells and their uses
Catching familiars in spell-woven nooses
Changing your husband into a small pup
It's all quite authentic, I made it all up

Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, and writing is not hard
I've written booklets and pamphlets and novels, I'm thinking of greeting cards

)O( )O( )O( )O( )O(

I'm quite advanced, I've even made Elder
Though at the seminar they made us swelter
Took me three days but I got my degree
For a nominal fee you can get yours from me

(Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot,
Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot)

My Wiccan acquaintances cause a sensation
Claiming that I've ruined their reputation
I think that's nonsense, just jealous I fear
What I learned in three days has taken them years

Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, my clientele is large
I'll accept cash, money order or Visa, I even take Master Charge

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Post by Riddick » 08-22-2012 09:30 PM

Diogenes wrote: http://www.facebook.com/Dr.EvelynPaglini

The voice and the picture do not match
They sure don't!

I had a picture in my mind of a gray haired real old lady

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Post by Diogenes » 08-22-2012 09:31 PM

Riddick wrote: They sure don't!

I had a picture in my mind of a gray haired real old lady


A heavy smoking elderly woman - she does look a bit like a gypsy - that dark swarthy look.
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Post by Riddick » 08-22-2012 09:32 PM

Diogenes wrote: Is that a paint roller with the kitties?
Took me a couple looks to see it, but it's there...

Cats like paint rollers?

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Post by Diogenes » 08-22-2012 09:36 PM

Great song by Crystal Gayle
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Post by Riddick » 08-22-2012 09:38 PM

Hey now y'all, that last show's wrapped up 4 the nite...

Think I'll be doin' the same

Thanks for stoppin' in y'all & I'll seeya next time whenever that is :D

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Post by Diogenes » 08-22-2012 09:38 PM

Saying goodnight to all- take care.
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Post by Dale O Sea » 08-22-2012 09:55 PM

Late and on the wrong stream.

Art has the hollow earth guy on fineartstream.

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Post by Riddick » 08-23-2012 01:19 PM

Hey now FFolks, if I'm not around for tonite & Friday here's some handy dandy links to help enhance your listening & chatting pleasure --

For program summaries of shows from 2002 thru April 2009, check out the 'retro' design C2C archive at

http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/shows/

You can find summaries for later shows with Art at

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2009
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2010

Last but not least, for summaries of shows prior to 2002, check out the Wayback Machine archive -

Sep 96 - Dec 02
http://web.archive.org/web/200212071257 ... opics.html

- and for earlier shows, who knows? Try a Web search with your engine of choice: include the date, topic, guest, etc. You might get lucky!

Btw, if you haven't yet done please do check out my last post over in the Update thread & let me know what you think

In any case FFolks remember, it's a party here, but at the same time don't forget to chat responsibly. ;)
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Post by rkelley » 08-23-2012 08:56 PM

Anybody here tonight?
It's a rock, Get over it!!

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Post by Riddick » 08-23-2012 08:58 PM

Yes indeedy!

Gimmee a bit to get the stream going...

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Post by rkelley » 08-23-2012 09:00 PM

I can't seem to get the fine art stream to work...Never mind cleared cache and it works
It's a rock, Get over it!!

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Post by Riddick » 08-23-2012 09:00 PM

Here's what FineArtStream says they've got playing -

Art Bell - Jan 10 1997 - Dr. Barry Taff - Parapsychology & Hauntings

Art's taking calls so it's prolly midway or later into the show...

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