Aug 20-24, 2012 - Classic ART BELL Show 'Almost Live' Chats!
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Mail Order Witchcraftrkelley wrote: Mail order potions
National Enquirer runs my advertisements
Even though last week the revoked my license
Hexes and Love Spells, for $9.95
It's this kind of garbage that keeps me alive
(Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot)
I'll sell you crosses and religious icons
I buy them wholesale, I get them in Taiwan
Copy my spells from off bathroom walls
Write them in Latin, my fans are enthralled
Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, and I'm doing well
I claim tax exemption because of a religion and then I just sell, sell, sell
)O( )O( )O( )O( )O(
Crowley's the author of my favorite spell
For summoning demons up out of Hell
Wasn't poetic, I changed it a pinch...
Last one to use it has not been seen since
(Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot,
Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot)
I've written a book about spells and their uses
Catching familiars in spell-woven nooses
Changing your husband into a small pup
It's all quite authentic, I made it all up
Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, and writing is not hard
I've written booklets and pamphlets and novels, I'm thinking of greeting cards
)O( )O( )O( )O( )O(
I'm quite advanced, I've even made Elder
Though at the seminar they made us swelter
Took me three days but I got my degree
For a nominal fee you can get yours from me
(Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot,
Doot-Doot-Doot, Doot-Doot-Doot)
My Wiccan acquaintances cause a sensation
Claiming that I've ruined their reputation
I think that's nonsense, just jealous I fear
What I learned in three days has taken them years
Mail Order Witchcraft, it's a living, my clientele is large
I'll accept cash, money order or Visa, I even take Master Charge
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Hey now FFolks, if I'm not around for tonite & Friday here's some handy dandy links to help enhance your listening & chatting pleasure --
For program summaries of shows from 2002 thru April 2009, check out the 'retro' design C2C archive at
http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/shows/
You can find summaries for later shows with Art at
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2009
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2010
Last but not least, for summaries of shows prior to 2002, check out the Wayback Machine archive -
Sep 96 - Dec 02
http://web.archive.org/web/200212071257 ... opics.html
- and for earlier shows, who knows? Try a Web search with your engine of choice: include the date, topic, guest, etc. You might get lucky!
Btw, if you haven't yet done please do check out my last post over in the Update thread & let me know what you think
In any case FFolks remember, it's a party here, but at the same time don't forget to chat responsibly.
For program summaries of shows from 2002 thru April 2009, check out the 'retro' design C2C archive at
http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/shows/
You can find summaries for later shows with Art at
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2009
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2010
Last but not least, for summaries of shows prior to 2002, check out the Wayback Machine archive -
Sep 96 - Dec 02
http://web.archive.org/web/200212071257 ... opics.html
- and for earlier shows, who knows? Try a Web search with your engine of choice: include the date, topic, guest, etc. You might get lucky!
Btw, if you haven't yet done please do check out my last post over in the Update thread & let me know what you think
In any case FFolks remember, it's a party here, but at the same time don't forget to chat responsibly.
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