Here's how you grow marijuana

[whskyfan]

Well, he is gardening...


Here's how you grow marijuana, officer

CINCINNATI, Sept. 17 (UPI) -- When police asked an Ohio man about the potted marijuana plant in his front yard, he told them how to grow their own.

The first leaf of the story unfolded when a Cincinnati police officer asked Bobby Stevenson to explain the distinctive plant in his front yard, WCPO-TV Cincinnati reported.

Pot plants need 12 hours of sunlight and darkness to grow, Stevenson explained, and watering every three days, the television station said.

In response, the police officer explained to Stevenson that it's illegal to grow marijuana -- and then arrested the budding botanist.

Dumb Sh!t Gardener

[joequinn]

You can’t have Amerikan citizens cultivating cannabis on their own property for domestic consumption within the privacy of their homes. If they are allowed to do that, sooner or later they will begin to feel, well, free, and sooner or later, that leads to their feeling that --- in Thomas Jefferson’s words --- their Government should be afraid of them rather than that they should be afraid of their Government. And that ultimately leads to distasteful scenes like late 1960s America (sic), which caused such a fuss and which took such an enormous effort to put down in the end.

No, it is far better that people should cower in fear of ‘”the Man” and that they should betray everything that they love and value to “the Man” so that they can drink themselves into a stupor while watching the latest football game from the comfort of their Easyboy, remote control in hand and snack tray by the side. Far better, don’t you agree?

[IvyQ]

why in the heck did he plant it in his front yard instead of his back where you can hide things a bit more easily?

just like OJ, stupid on his part....

[whskyfan]

joe, you forgot to mention cutting the CIA out of the portion of the profit...