Do the Russians Really Have Hitler's Remains?

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Do the Russians Really Have Hitler's Remains?

Post by joequinn » 10-01-2009 10:48 AM ... l-fragment

I have heard for decades that the Russians could prove that Hitler died in the Bunker in April of 1945. Did he? I am no longer sure.

Maybe, Hitler's alive and well and living in Argentina to celebrate his 120th birthday this past April. Who knows, now?
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Post by Biker » 10-01-2009 12:47 PM

Nah, he's in Brazil with the rest of the Boys.

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Post by Kaztronic » 10-01-2009 04:33 PM

I think that if the Russians had truly gained control of Hitler's remains, that Stalin would have put them up for public display - the guy was obsessed with Hitler.
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Post by Bobbi Snow » 10-01-2009 04:41 PM

He may have cloned himself... don't forget all the weird-to-horrific biological experiments he'd been interested in, for a great deal of his adult life. It wouldn't surprise me if some of his clones are running around, somewhere; let's just hope they weren't brainwashed from birth to replicate their donor's egomania.
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Post by rev6 8 » 10-01-2009 07:00 PM

There were a lot of rumors that came out after the war that he escaped on a sub to South America and was sunk somewhere out in the ocean east of Cuba a few hundred miles.
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