God is not a good driver

Post by **Fan** » 03-11-2015 03:08 PM

http://www.inquisitr.com/1365065/woman- ... y-oliveri/

According to police, when they found Hill at the Rally’s fast food joint, she told them that she was driving along normally on Jefferson Boulevard near Jackson Street in Fort Wayne, when “out of nowhere God told her that He would take it from here and she let go of the wheel and let Him take it.”

As soon as she let go of the steering wheel, her Pontiac slammed into the back of a 2001 Harley-Davidson motorcycle ridden by Oliveri, a lifelong motorcycling enthusiast who once built a Kawasaki motorcycle from scratch in his mom’s garage.

Though Oliveri was traveling, he says, no more than 20 mph at the time, the impact almost knocked his riding boots off his feet and sent him sprawling helplessly on the pavement.

But Hill, or God, or whoever was operating the vehicle wasn’t done with him yet. When the stricken Oliveri looked up, he saw the Pontiac bearing down on him.

BenSlain · Post by **BenSlain** » 03-11-2015 03:44 PM

Maybe he's a great driver and it went perfectly like planed.

Post by **Fan** » 03-11-2015 03:56 PM

BenSlain wrote: Maybe he's a great driver and it went perfectly like planed.

God hates bikers?

BenSlain · Post by **BenSlain** » 03-11-2015 09:05 PM

Fan wrote: God hates bikers?

Yes. I think it's those shorts.

kbot · Post by **kbot** » 03-12-2015 05:47 AM

Or maybe the driver of the Pontiac was hearing voices because there is some underlying mental health issue.....

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Post by **Fan** » 03-12-2015 08:45 AM

kbot wrote: Or maybe the driver of the Pontiac was hearing voices because there is some underlying mental health issue.....

Delusions, Hallucinations and Hearing voices

WebMD Symptom Checker helps you find the most common medical conditions indicated by the symptoms delusions, hallucinations and hearing voices including Schizophrenia, Dementia with Lewy bodies, and Epilepsy (temporal lobe).

There are 12 conditions associated with delusions, hallucinations and hearing voices. The links below will provide you with more detailed information on these medical conditions from the WebMD Symptom Checker and help provide a better understanding of causes and treatment of these related conditions.

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I would say that if you hear voices that are not there there is probably something slightly wrong with you. Might as well get it checked out at the least.

kbot · Post by **kbot** » 03-13-2015 05:35 AM

I guess this was a spin on Flip Wilson's routine.......

kbot · Post by **kbot** » 03-13-2015 05:37 AM

I'm sorry........ it's been a while since I saw these shows