Don't Put Wasp Nests In Your Vagina

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Don't Put Wasp Nests In Your Vagina

Post by kbot » 06-02-2017 11:39 AM

Because, some things, you just can't make-up.......... :roll:

Don't Put Wasp Nests In Your Vagina

You know the Capitol One advertisement that asks, "what's in your wallet?" Well, replace the word "wallet" with "vagina", and it seems like every several months or so, someone else is offering a new answer to this question, along with an ask from your wallet. A while ago, the provided answer was steam, which turned out to be hot air. Then, along came jade eggs, being sold on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop website. Then it was Herbal Womb Detox Pearls, perfumed herbs in the shape of balls. (Yes, they were selling balls to put in your vagina). Now, the latest answer to "what's in your vagina" is wasp nests. Indeed, on Etsy, a craft website, in addition to buying materials to make some candles, weave some baskets, or do some gardening, you can purchase oak galls, a medicinal paste of bark and wasp excreta that you can put inside your vagina.

Why in the world would you put wasp nest material in your vagina? An oak gall results when wasps plant eggs in an oak tree. Here's one description from one seller on Etsy:

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