My hero! Use your imagination on the word used, or read the link below.
No sanction for BBC’s Carol Kirkwood over ‘cold as f*ck’ weather forecast
Saturday 16 January 2016 by Neil Tollfree - Carol Kirkwood
The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘cold as ****.’
She used the phrase during an outside broadcast on a hill in the North York Moors on Friday morning in response to a question from colleague Bill Turnbill.
“And now to Carol for the weather,” said the avuncular bee-keeper.
“Carol, it looks a bit chilly where you are?”
“That’s right Billy,” she responded chirpily.
“It’s cold as ****.”
“I’m sorry?” replied a visibly shocked Turnbill.
“Cold. As. ****.” She repeated, forcefully.
“Bastard cold. **** cold. Cold as an eskimo’s arse. Cold as a witch’s tit. Cold enough to worry any brass monkeys. It is abso-****-lutely **** cold as **** ****.”
“I see,” stammered Mr Turnbill.
“Um, so is there any detail on the forecast for-”
“No. Cold as ****. Probably some rain in Scotland and the North, I mean, I haven’t checked but it’s a fair assumption. Now, sod this, I’m going to get off this God-forsaken blasted bastard heath and try and find somewhere in this hellish backwater with the ability to make a decent cup of coffee.”
She then dropped the mic and stalked off muttering about being a proper scientist, not a performing penguin.
The BBC has issued a statement saying there would be no sanction for Miss Kirkwood because “after investigation we have discovered that on the North York Moors on Friday morning, it was indeed cold as ****.”
http://newsthump.com/2016/01/16/no-sanc ... -forecast/
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1 degree here in Kansas last night. It was as cold as *%$(^%% !
Pick your own pronoun. (Or whatever you call it in proper grammar.)
Jeff
Pick your own pronoun. (Or whatever you call it in proper grammar.)
Jeff
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Cold doesn't bother me. Heat does. Could not live in Memphis in the summer.
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson
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That is so funny, what a girl, she is the "Trump" of weather reporters.
We just went through a bunch of single didgets , now we are in the mellow 30s.
We just went through a bunch of single didgets , now we are in the mellow 30s.
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Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire
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The furnace is getting a workout here - Nice day to be staying inside, 3 below outside now, never got to zero
Another cold one coming up, but I'll be going out for work. Some folks have Monday off, but I ain't one of 'em...
Another cold one coming up, but I'll be going out for work. Some folks have Monday off, but I ain't one of 'em...
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Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
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And to think that I got reprimanded for saying, "Colder than a room full of ex-wives."
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." - Thomas Jefferson