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- Dr Powerfun
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No, No, No....
On a talk show, they have comedians commenting on "new things".."Best Week Ever". These little guys were on there. One of the guys says "They are what you see before you die"..
I laughed my pants off.
Nothing more nothing less.
<<looks around..this is the Brig, right??>
It's all good..go eat the subs. I won't too many carbs and white flour.
On a talk show, they have comedians commenting on "new things".."Best Week Ever". These little guys were on there. One of the guys says "They are what you see before you die"..
I laughed my pants off.
Nothing more nothing less.
<<looks around..this is the Brig, right??>
It's all good..go eat the subs. I won't too many carbs and white flour.
Wiggle your big toe.
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You wanna talk about scary promotions? What about Burger King's fighting chickens? I'm thinking this might not be the best advertising strategy. If I show up at a Burger King and some promo mascot gets in my face, it could get messy . . . .
~pointing pistol sideways~
"Yo chicken man! You don't know me - I'm WAY too far gone to be getting attacked by some freak with googly eyes and feather arms! I'll cap you in the drumsticks, dude!"
~pointing pistol sideways~
"Yo chicken man! You don't know me - I'm WAY too far gone to be getting attacked by some freak with googly eyes and feather arms! I'll cap you in the drumsticks, dude!"
To me, the singing Mr. Potato Rats and the bobblehead in bed are like THE BEST TV ADS EVER. They don't make me want to eat fast food, though. I've never had a Burger King burger, and I can guarantee I never will, and I've always preferred Quizno better to Subway regardless of their ads. But I'd take these ads any day over another one with Jarrod or Mr. Wendy. Who the heck is Mr. Wendy anyway? He's like a lamer version of Jarrod. Dave Thomas is probably spinning in his grave over that one. Quick someone go EVP his grave. And get me a Quizno sub while you're at it. Thanks.
_*the worm dies, .. and wakes up in an unfamiliar place*_
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_*the worm discovers that his new "spirit body" is blissfully free from the painful ailments of the human body that he left behind, .. dead and rotting back on Earth*_
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_*the first thing that the worm sees in the afterlife is the grinning faces of a pair of Quizno's Subs singing vermin*_
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_*upon realizing that the world of the afterlife is ruled over by mutant singing hamsters, .. the worm's soul crawls back inside of his rotting corpse, .. hoping to re-animate*_
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_*the worm discovers that his new "spirit body" is blissfully free from the painful ailments of the human body that he left behind, .. dead and rotting back on Earth*_
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_*the first thing that the worm sees in the afterlife is the grinning faces of a pair of Quizno's Subs singing vermin*_
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_*upon realizing that the world of the afterlife is ruled over by mutant singing hamsters, .. the worm's soul crawls back inside of his rotting corpse, .. hoping to re-animate*_
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For all you Sponge Monkey lovers
We Like the Moon
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
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The Burgerking Ad with the dude in the bed wearing a plastic mask...
Thats one of the creepiest ads on TV right now. I would never take food from astranger in my bed wearing a plastic mask!
Thats one of the creepiest ads on TV right now. I would never take food from astranger in my bed wearing a plastic mask!
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