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Post by NeelyGirl » 11-05-2004 01:29 PM

They are what you see before you die:eek:



knowwhutImean?? :D
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Post by Burt Gummer » 11-05-2004 09:25 PM

Sure makes me wanna go there.... :rolleyes:

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Post by gormworm » 11-05-2004 09:29 PM

NeelyGirl wrote: They are what you see before you die. :D


I suspect this has something to do with what it is that's killing you.


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Post by NeelyGirl » 11-05-2004 09:41 PM

No, No, No....

On a talk show, they have comedians commenting on "new things".."Best Week Ever". These little guys were on there. One of the guys says "They are what you see before you die"..

I laughed my pants off.

Nothing more nothing less.

<<looks around..this is the Brig, right??>

It's all good..go eat the subs. I won't too many carbs and white flour.
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Post by shecoda » 11-06-2004 01:37 AM

I am afraid to eat the subs after seeing these dead mice they are using for advertising. I mean if this is the best advertising they can do what is in the subs? :D

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Post by Cpt Spike Mike » 11-06-2004 02:31 AM

You wanna talk about scary promotions? What about Burger King's fighting chickens? I'm thinking this might not be the best advertising strategy. If I show up at a Burger King and some promo mascot gets in my face, it could get messy . . . .

~pointing pistol sideways~
"Yo chicken man! You don't know me - I'm WAY too far gone to be getting attacked by some freak with googly eyes and feather arms! I'll cap you in the drumsticks, dude!" :eek:

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Post by shecoda » 11-06-2004 02:44 AM

I told my son and my husband that if I wake up and find
Burger King in my bed to kill him. Kill him quick.

I don't think that will be a problem though I think he likes men.

That commercial is just plain creepy.

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Post by Dobler » 11-07-2004 01:41 AM

To me, the singing Mr. Potato Rats and the bobblehead in bed are like THE BEST TV ADS EVER. They don't make me want to eat fast food, though. I've never had a Burger King burger, and I can guarantee I never will, and I've always preferred Quizno better to Subway regardless of their ads. But I'd take these ads any day over another one with Jarrod or Mr. Wendy. Who the heck is Mr. Wendy anyway? He's like a lamer version of Jarrod. Dave Thomas is probably spinning in his grave over that one. Quick someone go EVP his grave. And get me a Quizno sub while you're at it. Thanks.

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Post by NeelyGirl » 11-07-2004 11:39 AM

Okay...sheww it took a long time..I knew the "mutant rodents" in the commerical had a name..I couldn't remember it!!!

they are SPONGE MONKEY'S
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Post by gormworm » 11-07-2004 12:36 PM

_*the worm dies, .. and wakes up in an unfamiliar place*_
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_*the worm discovers that his new "spirit body" is blissfully free from the painful ailments of the human body that he left behind, .. dead and rotting back on Earth*_
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_*the first thing that the worm sees in the afterlife is the grinning faces of a pair of Quizno's Subs singing vermin*_
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_*upon realizing that the world of the afterlife is ruled over by mutant singing hamsters, .. the worm's soul crawls back inside of his rotting corpse, .. hoping to re-animate*_


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Post by daboodaddy » 11-07-2004 06:11 PM

The Burgerking Ad with the dude in the bed wearing a plastic mask...

Thats one of the creepiest ads on TV right now. I would never take food from astranger in my bed wearing a plastic mask! :eek: :D :eek:
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Post by Burt Gummer » 11-07-2004 06:52 PM

daboodaddy wrote: I would never take food from astranger in my bed wearing a plastic mask! :eek: :D :eek:


Was it the stranger or plastic mask that did it for ya? :D

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Post by daboodaddy » 11-07-2004 07:02 PM

Both!
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