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Quote of the day:

Post by megman » 08-26-2010 02:01 PM

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t.'
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Post by SETIsLady » 08-26-2010 02:54 PM

:D

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Post by Psychicwolf » 08-26-2010 05:32 PM

;) :cool:
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Post by badspell » 08-26-2010 06:21 PM

Give her $100, she will spend $200. Thank God Love is not measured in dollars and cents!
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Post by Saharaka » 08-26-2010 08:35 PM

;)
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Post by Raggedyann » 08-26-2010 11:03 PM

I passed this one around my office today. Us ladies had a very good laugh!

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Post by Raggedyann » 08-26-2010 11:04 PM

Originally posted by badspell Thank God Love is not measured in dollars and cents!
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It isn't? ;)

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Re: Quote of the day:

Post by Riddick » 07-23-2018 02:25 PM

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