Will Jesus ever return ?

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Will Jesus ever return ?

Post by Alan62 » 10-21-2003 12:36 AM

just wondering :confused:
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Post by Lakeshore » 10-21-2003 06:37 AM

Of course He will, Alan! Why? That's simple! He said He would.

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hope your right,

Post by Alan62 » 10-21-2003 08:37 AM

hope soon too, he's overdue:(
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Post by BenSlain » 10-21-2003 06:46 PM

Maybe he already has.
Put in a prison cell, but one time he could-a been The champion of the world.

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Post by Alan62 » 10-21-2003 07:01 PM

Yeah, the guy that Jumped down Niagra falls today & survived, unhurt, I believe that was Jesus:)
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Post by mudwoman » 10-21-2003 08:06 PM

I feel that the 'The Buddha-The Great Spirit-Jesus-Quetzalcoatl-Thor-Ra-or the reincarnation of the Lord Vishnu; Krishna...' energy has never gone anywhere. The energy lives in all beings sentient and non-sentient, in the air, the water, and in Gaia herself. I belive the energy is not bound to Terrians or to this planet alone. It is of the Uni-verse, the one song.

And BTW, I am an atheist and while I do belive in a energy thread that laces through all of the cosmos, it is not what I would call god. The cosmos itself is alive. There is IMHO, no creator.

So worry not my friend Alan62, you are surrounded at all times by the energy of life.
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The only energys of life I feel mostly

Post by Alan62 » 10-21-2003 08:18 PM

is my neurotic x wife & her money hungry lawyer :rolleyes:
But thanks for the nice vibe you put out :)
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Re: The only energys of life I feel mostly

Post by mudwoman » 10-22-2003 02:01 PM

Alan62 wrote: is my neurotic x wife & her money hungry lawyer :rolleyes:
But thanks for the nice vibe you put out :)
Off topic but I have to respond:

Alan, when I went through my divorce my ex and I both hired the meanest sharks we could dredge up. We sat in court and watched them go at it and both of us observed that they were having much more fun fighting with each other than we ever had during our marriage. There was blood in the water.

We opted for a quick settlement in chambers.

After the paperwork was complete our two sharks were still going at it.

Mine had given me a ride to the court house and I had no way home. So my ex had to offered me a ride.

He always was a gentleman.

There is good in all... ;)

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Re: Re: The only energys of life I feel mostly

Post by Iris » 10-22-2003 05:38 PM

mudwoman wrote: There is good in all... ;)
And there is, especially, a lot of good in you, Mudwoman! It shows. :)

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I know Muddy !

Post by Alan62 » 10-22-2003 09:41 PM

I need some cheese to go with my wine !:)
But the battles we endure in divorces & other very stressfull issues can distrupt ones sense of self . I'm reminded of the Sting song fragile , we as humans have a delicate balance though we think of our self's as hard & indestructable quite often.
Nice of you to share your experience & Iris, nice of you to share that picture of Elvira ! WoW !:eek:
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Post by Aloha » 10-23-2003 09:14 PM

When Jesus knocks on your door, it's best not to be home...

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Post by Guest » 10-25-2003 12:18 AM

No, jesus was a charlatan. He was used to propogate the religion. A religion created by man to control. Look around. Everyone is using religion to control. There is no god, there is no allah, there is no budda, there is something, but to think that MAN can understand such a magnitude of complexity, is foolish.

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Post by Aloha » 10-26-2003 04:51 PM

No Jesus will not return...because he was killed by man....

but someone else might, hopefully a person who is a comedian,
because man the way he is won't let it happen any other way.... but maybe Jesus as a comedian would have a better chance, than Jesus the prophet..

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Post by LisaA » 10-30-2003 11:12 AM

I don't know about Jesus returning. I suspect maybe he already done his job.

I have faith that the Christ will return, maybe is here.

I sometimes suspect I'm it but then people start to look at me funny, so I go do something bad.

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Not quite

Post by Skeptician » 10-31-2003 02:24 AM

Aloha wrote: No Jesus will not return...because he was killed by man....


This reasoning will only hold water if there ever was a Jesus. But there is no evidence that he lived as a man. There is however a growing wealth of evidence that the name Jesus is only one of many names given to the mushroom Amanita muscaria/pantherina. This mushroom has been anthropomorphised more than any other living thing on the planet. Jesus is back, but he (it) was only gone because people have forgotten where to look. You will find the gift and presence (presents) of the Gods right under Pine, Birch, Oak and Willow (where the mushroom fruit grows in symbiosis with their respective trees of life). Look around the world and where you see any trees in a particular region given the title "Tree of Life" they are these particular trees, the host trees under which the mushrooms grow. So there is the dying savior concept wherein the mushroom gives its life (then you eat its flesh and drink its blood) for your enlightenment (so you can be born of the spirit and become an immortal). In this respect the mushroom is killed by man (as you mentioned above) and then miraculously (without seed) reappears in the same place, made of flesh and blood.

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