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Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know About JC

Post by Shimmering Auro » 12-26-2007 01:21 PM

LMAO

Read at your own risk.... muahahahahaha! :D :eek: :D

http://www.hurricaneian.com/jc/

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Famous Quotes

*I am not going to take your insultation!!
*I am God's ten star general in the media war against pornography!!
*your filthy listeners have been sending JC filthy pornography!!
*Edna Pringle is not my mate! How dare you!
*JC was angry at Edna; she wants to go find another man!
*Its the devil!
*People are sending pornography to Edna and corrupting her!
*[email protected]
*Don't you call me a liar Mr. Bell!
*BOILING PITS OF SEWAGE!! that's where all the pornogrifators will go!!
*BODY OF RED HOT EXCRETEMENT FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
*Book learning is EVIL!
*This is not a spelling bee Mr. Bell!
*Hell is in the center of earth and it is HEATING UP.
*Hell is heating up because of the Pornagraphied Souls
*BLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!!!
*We just had to burn Harry Potter books because they are attacking and killing Christians!!
*The books were burned with Holy sticks of dynamite!!
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Post by Shirleypal » 12-26-2007 02:09 PM

I took the risk.....:D

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Post by joequinn » 12-26-2007 02:47 PM

I have always fantasized that JC is actually the CEO of Prem Rad, doing his little bit to boost the profit margin of the show... :D
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Post by Waverider » 12-26-2007 03:23 PM

I thought that myself, Joe... Especially of late.

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Post by OMG » 12-27-2007 03:01 AM

JC recently has been hit and miss with me. It's got to be the right time and moment for me to get a kick out of it.

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Post by Bluespark » 12-27-2007 01:11 PM

I actually think it's a character that Art created.

I also think that JC is actually the same guy who was "Charlie Liberal" when Art's show was mostly political.

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Post by Diogenes » 10-11-2012 04:03 PM

Gosh it's been a long time and I miss this guy.
A man's character is his fate

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Post by Raggedyann » 10-11-2012 05:50 PM

Diogenes wrote: Gosh it's been a long time and I miss this guy.

Me too Dio! He gave me such a good laugh.
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Post by Diogenes » 10-11-2012 06:37 PM

Raggedyann wrote: Me too Dio! He gave me such a good laugh.


Isn't that the truth!

I still can't say if he was real or invented but no matter as it was good theater.

Either way I wish he would come back - lets give him a shout out.
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