Every time I watch a Tweety & Sylvester cartoon, I wonder, "Oh, why must succotash suffer so?" - Mark Evanier
Deep Thought Of The Day
Moderator: Super Moderators
Deep Thought Of The Day
Last edited by Riddick on 05-16-2016 04:48 PM, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Deep Thought Of The Day
010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001
010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110
100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101
110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100
01101001011011100110010100101110
010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110
100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101
110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100
01101001011011100110010100101110
For if it profit, none dare call it Treason.
Re: Deep Thought Of The Day
0101001001101111011001110110010101110010001000000101011101101001011011000110001101101111SquidInk wrote:010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001
010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110
100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101
110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100
01101001011011100110010100101110
A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
According To Jim
[While filling out a driver's license application]
Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Reverend Jim: Now that's a tough choice...
Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Reverend Jim: August!
[On boxing]
The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.
I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "orange," then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me?
Alex Rieger: It's so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.
Reverend Jim: I don't hear anything.
[Elaine has just lost her apartment]
Have you looked in Brooklyn? That's where mine usually turns up.
If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.
When I think of me, I smile.
[On "Dynamic Perfectionism"]
If you do everything perfectly, eventually you'll reach your goal. Therefore, I'm going to do as well as I possibly can the most meaningless insignificant mindless acts! Like my job, for instance.
[On living life in the moment]
Life is like an ice cream cone. You have to lick it before it drips down your arm.
[On TV]
You know the great thing about television? If something really important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel.
A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump