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Deep Thought Of The Day

Post by Riddick » 09-23-2014 03:12 AM

Every time I watch a Tweety & Sylvester cartoon, I wonder, "Oh, why must succotash suffer so?" - Mark Evanier

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Re: Deep Thought Of The Day

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A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL

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According To Jim

Post by Riddick » 05-17-2016 03:10 AM

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[While filling out a driver's license application]
Bobby Wheeler: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Reverend Jim: Now that's a tough choice...

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Reverend Jim: August!

[On boxing]
The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

I wonder about things, like, if they call an orange an "orange," then why don't we call a banana a "yellow" or an apple a "red"? Blueberries, I understand. But will someone explain gooseberries to me?

Alex Rieger: It's so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.
Reverend Jim: I don't hear anything.

[Elaine has just lost her apartment]
Have you looked in Brooklyn? That's where mine usually turns up.

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If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.

When I think of me, I smile.

[On "Dynamic Perfectionism"]
If you do everything perfectly, eventually you'll reach your goal. Therefore, I'm going to do as well as I possibly can the most meaningless insignificant mindless acts! Like my job, for instance.

[On living life in the moment]
Life is like an ice cream cone. You have to lick it before it drips down your arm.

[On TV]
You know the great thing about television? If something really important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel.
A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL

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