Cat Theorem Proof
Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
--- No cat has eight tails.
--- A cat has one tail more than no cat.
--- Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/61 ... -proof.htm
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Cat Theorem Proof
And the narrowest hinge in my hand puts to scorn all machinery,
And the cow crunching with depress'd head surpasses any statue,
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And the cow crunching with depress'd head surpasses any statue,
And a mouse is miracle enough to stagger sextillions of infidels.
-- Walt Whitman (in 'Song of Myself' from 'Leaves of Grass')
Nice Cat0cisim<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Snorrithor:
Cat Theorem Proof
Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
--- No cat has eight tails.
--- A cat has one tail more than no cat.
--- Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/61 ... -proof.htm
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