But aliens don't exist!!!!!!!!!!

[kbot]

OK, which story do we believe: There is no such things as aliens, or.......

Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens

http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-pla ... ens-645254

[Doka]

Who is going to save us from NASA and humans?

[Riddick]

Candidates must have “broad engineering expertise,” and should be an expert in planetary protection: “This includes demonstrated technical expertise to independently form technically sound judgments and evaluations in considerably complex situations.” Candidates should also have a degree in physical science, engineering or mathematics.

Shoot! Well, that leaves the first guy I though of out in the cold. As much an authoirty on invaders from space David Vincent may be, he doesn't have the degree... Or does an architect qualify as an engineer?

[kbot]

Snippet:

“NASA maintains policies for planetary protection applicable to all space flight missions that may intentionally or unintentionally carry Earth organisms and organic constituents to the planets or other solar system bodies, and any mission employing spacecraft, which are intended to return to Earth and its biosphere with samples from extraterrestrial targets of exploration” the job advert reads. “This policy is based on federal requirements and international treaties and agreements.”



"based on federal requirements and international treaties and agreements.”??????? Over something that officially doesn't exist........??????

[Riddick]

Snippet:

“NASA maintains policies for planetary protection applicable to all space flight missions that may intentionally or unintentionally carry Earth organisms and organic constituents to the planets or other solar system bodies, and any mission employing spacecraft, which are intended to return to Earth and its biosphere with samples from extraterrestrial targets of exploration” the job advert reads. “This policy is based on federal requirements and international treaties and agreements.”

"based on federal requirements and international treaties and agreements.”??????? Over something that officially doesn't exist........??????

From Studies in International Space Law by Bin Cheng -
The Extraterrestrial Application of International Law

• This chapter, through a re-examination and a reclassification of the concept of State jurisdiction, demonstrates that international law and international treaties, such as the United Nations Charter, are in principle applicable to outer space from the very beginning and do not need to be specifically extended to it.

http://www.oxfordscholarship.com/view/1 ... -chapter-5

[Riddick]

It's funny how transparently dishonest government agencies are at times, isn't it?

OK, so officially aliens don't exist. Yet NASA needs a planetary protection official? I take it that means they know something the general public doesn't know (officially).

Still, you'd think after 50 years NASA would know by now international treaties don't mean squat to ETs who know what THEY want, and that's Earth all to themselves -

If you don't know or remember what I'm talking about watch the intro

[kbot]

Snippet:

“NASA maintains policies for planetary protection applicable to all space flight missions that may intentionally or unintentionally carry Earth organisms and organic constituents to the planets or other solar system bodies, and any mission employing spacecraft, which are intended to return to Earth and its biosphere with samples from extraterrestrial targets of exploration” the job advert reads. “This policy is based on federal requirements and international treaties and agreements.”

"based on federal requirements and international treaties and agreements.”??????? Over something that officially doesn't exist........??????

From Studies in International Space Law by Bin Cheng -
The Extraterrestrial Application of International Law

• This chapter, through a re-examination and a reclassification of the concept of State jurisdiction, demonstrates that international law and international treaties, such as the United Nations Charter, are in principle applicable to outer space from the very beginning and do not need to be specifically extended to it.

http://www.oxfordscholarship.com/view/1 ... -chapter-5

Wonder how the aliens, who presumably travelled some distance just to get here in advanced craft, would feel about this?

[kbot]

It's funny how transparently dishonest government agencies are at times, isn't it?

OK, so officially aliens don't exist. Yet NASA needs a planetary protection official? I take it that means they know something the general public doesn't know (officially).

Still, you'd think after 50 years NASA would know by now international treaties don't mean squat to ETs who know what THEY want, and that's Earth all to themselves -

Unless, of course, we're their prison planet............

[Doka]

Kbot Quote:

"Unless, of course, we're their prison planet............"

Now you are catching on! Now, all you have to figure out ,is what it takes to move up and out ..........


As far as NASA goes, well let's just say, they are the official keepers of the "herd", the "dumbed down herd".

[Riddick]

Prison planet? Or alien looney bin?

Maybe both??

Humons is the craziest peoples!

[Doka]

Prison planet? Or alien looney bin?

Maybe both??

Humons is the craziest peoples!

Both...... Aliens need entertainment too, and humans are all too happy to provide it.

[Riddick]

Prison planet? Or alien looney bin?

Maybe both??

Humons is the craziest peoples!

Both...... Aliens need entertainment too, and humans are all too happy to provide it.

No worries then! ETs won't do us in. They're come for the freak show! We're here to regale them. And for sure there'll be no shortage of strange entertainment so long as humons are around!

[Riddick]

Talk about freaky performances. What more could an alien audience ask for?



But WAIT! There's MORE -

[Riddick]

The Honeymooners - 'To The Moon'
BANG! ZOOM! Hilarity ensues when Alice is abducted.

All In The Family - 'Archie Gets Anal Probed'
And he thought the Meathead was a pain in the ass.

Three's Company - 'Close Encounters Of The Chrissy Kind'
Will they go all the way? Chrissy dates an alien.

Columbo - 'Now You See Them, Now You Don't'
Clues in a missing person case lead the Lieutenant to Area 51.

[kbot]

Prison planet? Or alien looney bin?

Maybe both??

Humons is the craziest peoples!

Both...... Aliens need entertainment too, and humans are all too happy to provide it.

Yup, from the gladiator spectacles to The Kardashians, we have set new lows...........