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by Westward Ho » 09-11-2004 12:13 PM
And our Lord William Henry doth speak "Follow me, all who are heavy laden. And I shall maketh the blind to not hear, and the deaf to not see, and call it good. Then I shall call my disciple and investment partner Whitley Streiber to help me spread the sacred word through the ethers and the ethernet/internet."
And in a distant land, William Henry's precursor, Sheldon Nidel, rejoiceth in the coming of the new Lord. "I was but the John the Baptist of this new Messiah, the harbinger of the One. And my sales of my books on the coming of the Galactic Federation and the Photon Belt have arisen from the dead. All praise to the new master."
And loosening their Photon Belts, the new masters left DENNYS (after having supped at the Last Supper on fish sticks and fries) and descended into their rental car for the celestial journey to the next Whole Earth Expo.
"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face." Rodney Dangerfield