What would you do if you woke up one day on NCC-1701!!
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It clearly has coolness potential. OTOH, waking up somewhere other than where I fell asleep could be more than disconcerting!
Not to mention all the questions it would raise, not the least of them being "Is this real, or am I dreaming, or have I totally lost my mind??"
While I can only estimate the odds as astronomical, it doesn't take a Vulcan to know that for something like this to occur would be most illogical.
That all said, if it wasn't a break from reality or hallucination of some sort, first thing I'd probably do is go to the ship's galley and have a good stiff drink or 12.
Not to mention all the questions it would raise, not the least of them being "Is this real, or am I dreaming, or have I totally lost my mind??"
While I can only estimate the odds as astronomical, it doesn't take a Vulcan to know that for something like this to occur would be most illogical.
That all said, if it wasn't a break from reality or hallucination of some sort, first thing I'd probably do is go to the ship's galley and have a good stiff drink or 12.
What I want is a holodeck like on the ship so I can load up a model of the enterprise and walk around it. With the virtual reality goggles everyone will be selling soon (like Oculus, or GearVR) it will actually be possible, in a limited way.
The heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality and the heartbreaking impossibility of lying about it.
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
SquidInk wrote: I'd grab a nap in a Jeffries Tube.
Then, I'd swipe a Genesis device and threaten to terra-form the ship if my demands were not met.
Yep, I am that guy.
I would then appear and sentence you to be tried in a Roman court, snapping my fingers and making it happen. You and Data would present such a good defense I would be logically forced to submit and I would disappear again with a snap of my fingers. A proto-energonic time dilation wave would then sweep through the ship reversing your genesis machine damage and at the end we would all have a good larf at warf's expense.
The heartbreaking necessity of lying about reality and the heartbreaking impossibility of lying about it.
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
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