What's The Difference

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What's The Difference

Post by Riddick » 09-09-2018 12:19 PM

What's The Difference Between...

A mouse and a pretty girl?
One harms the cheese, the other charms the he's.

Ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.

A hippo & a Zippo?
One's really heavy, the other's a little lighter.

A snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.

A church bell and a pickpocket?
One peals from the steeple, the other steals from the people.

A cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

A timeshare salesman and a bucket of dung?
The bucket.

A unicorn and lettuce?
One is a funny beast, the other's a bunny feast.

A thunderstorm and an injured lion?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain.

A Canadian and a New Yorker?
One says "How's it goin', ay?" and the other says "Ay, how's it goin'?"

An oral & rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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Re: What's The Difference

Post by Doka » 09-09-2018 01:51 PM

:D
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