Xmas News Of The Weird

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HO HO NOOOOOOOO
Vet goes 'too far' with freshly castrated testicle Elf on the Shelf prank

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

HOLY HOLIDAY HEIST, BATMAN!
TikTok thieves in Spain steal baby Jesus from nativity scene & demand ransom

POLICE SAID HE WAS DELICIOUS
Gingerbread Man tries to walk into stranger's house in Arlington

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