What do you get when you cross...
A hen with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
An overheated Airedale with a comedian?
A hot dog that tastes funny.
A python with a porcupine?
Ten feet of barbed wire.
A football player with a telephone?
A wide receiver
A snowman with a shark?
A beef patty with a 50 foot gorilla?
A Cuisinart with a word processor?
A dyslexic, an insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
A dirt nap. No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
A joke and a rhetorical question?
~ for laffs ;-> Originally started by Ole 63 - 'Hey, ladies. Get with the program'
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