Daffynitions

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Daffynitions

Post by Riddick » 09-30-2018 03:50 PM

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Arbitrator: An employee that leaves Arby's for another fast food job
Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Buccaneer: Too much to pay for corn.
Cobra: A support garment for conjoined twins
Decadent: Having just ten teeth.
Eclipse: What a British barber does for a living.
Fortunate: Consumption of an expensive meal.
Gladiator: An unrepentant cannibal.
Kindred: Fear of one's own family.
Locus: To curse quietly.
Myth: A female moth.
Negligent: A man who wears lingerie.
Octopus: An eight-sided cat.
Pasteurise: Too far in the distance to see.
Rectitude: The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
Stalemate: An old spouse.
Testicle: An amusing exam question.
Trampoline: A cleaning fluid for tramps.
Vigilante: A very observant aunt.
Zebra: The largest size of support garment.

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