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Re: Political Humor

Post by Riddick » 08-07-2020 11:06 PM

Just when you think you couldn’t miss Robin Williams more...



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Re: Political Humor

Post by Riddick » 08-08-2020 12:36 AM

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Re: Political Humor

Post by Riddick » 08-22-2020 02:42 PM

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Re: Political Humor

Post by Riddick » 09-21-2020 08:46 PM

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A Songified Take On The First 2020 Prez Debate

Post by Riddick » 10-01-2020 09:05 PM

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Election Eve Message

Post by Riddick » 11-03-2020 12:40 AM

"Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat"

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Re: Political Humor

Post by Riddick » 12-06-2020 08:27 PM

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Joe Biden Jokes

Post by Riddick » 01-29-2021 01:58 AM

What’s the most progressive thing about Joe Biden?
His dementia.

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
Cause muffins spelled backwards is sniffum.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

Joe Biden walks into a bar, sniffs a hot young woman's hair & says to her "So, do I come here often?"

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.

What did Joe Biden's advisors do on his first full day as president?
They spent most of the day watering his hair.

What did a class of schoolchildren in DC do to celebrate Earth Day?
Each planted a hair plug in Joe Biden's head.

Why was Joe Biden happy about his political action figure?
The hair is so unrealistic, it looks just like him!

Joe Biden is like a web browser with 19 tabs open.
17 are frozen and he doesn't know where the music is coming from

China is already welcoming Biden. They've even named a central Beijing landmark after him: "FOR BIDEN CITY!"

Biden has been trying to put together his new cabinet for weeks.
After not having much success he finally called up IKEA for help.

Biden's won so many times in Michigan
he's now legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

My grandma was a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Biden. No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
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Re: Political Humor

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Biden Funnies

Post by Riddick » 04-04-2021 01:23 PM

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