"I didn't even know Grandma had a gun until I coughed at her house!"
"Thank God my Wife has multiple personalities, I'm quarantined with someone different every day."
"Returned from the grocery store with the hubby. Took masks off. It turned out it was the wrong hubby! Be attentive!"
"Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom."
"If you thought Toilet Paper was crazy just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment."
"Until further notice the days of the week are now called Thisday, Thatday, Otherday, Someday, Yesterday, Today & Nextday"
"This quarantine made me realize I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spending money."
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Quarantine Quotes
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Quarantine Quotes
A mind should not be so open that the brains fall out; however, it should not be so closed that whatever gray matter which does reside may not be reached. ART BELL
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Everything Woke turns to -Donald Trump
Re: Quarantine Quotes
Great Quotes!
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Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire
Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire