Abdicate-v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Balderdash-n., a rapidly receding hairline.
Bustard-n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
Carcinoma-n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
Circumvent-n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Coffee-n., a person who is coughed upon.
Esplanade-v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Flabbergasted-adj., appalled at how much weight you have gained.
Flatulence-n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Gargoyle-n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Internet-n., the web of interns in which Ken Starr tried to snare Bill Clinton.
Lymph-v., to walk with a lisp.
Macadam-n., the first man on Earth, according to the Scottish bible.
Negligent-adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Oyster-n., a person who sprinkles his or her conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Semantics-n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
Testicle-n., a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude-n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before s/he examines you.
Willy-nilly-adj., impotent.
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