Great Imponderables

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Great Imponderables

Post by Riddick » 03-05-2021 01:36 AM

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If people say it's the best thing since sliced bread, what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is it people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all, there's no sense in two people remembering the same things right?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it as your wife told you to?
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Re: Great Imponderables

Post by Doka » 03-05-2021 11:42 AM

Thanks for posting Riddick :mrgreen: Pretty sure most of the above is "illegal" thought :confused:
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