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* The following message may offend people with a poorly developed sense of humor. Reading is not recommended unless accompanied by a funnybone
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In case you needed further proof of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible, these are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
ON A HAIRDRYER:
* Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
* You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
* Directions: Use like regular soap.
FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:
* Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
* Fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESSERT:
* Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
* Product will be hot after heating.
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
* Do not iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS' CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE:
* Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
* Warning: May cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
* Warning: Keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
* For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
* Not to be used for the other use.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
* Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES' PACKET OF NUTS:
* Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A LAUNDRY DETERGENT BOTTLE:
* Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
ON A BOTTLE OF RUM:
* Open bottle before drinking.
ON A TOILET CLEANING BRUSH:
* Do not use orally.
ON A TV REMOTE:
* Not dishwasher safe.
ON A BLOWTORCH:
* Not used for drying hair.
ON A BOTTLE OF HAIR DYE:
* Do not use as an ice cream topping.
ON A BOX OF FIREWORKS:
* Do not put in mouth.
ON A TOASTER:
* Do not use underwater.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
* Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A MATTRESS:
* Do not attempt to swallow.
* Read The Label First! *
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