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Post by Riddick » 02-11-2022 01:10 PM

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN
Asda car park in Llandudno blocked by fighting goats

AS NIGHT FOLLOWS DAY
Hudson mayor says ice fishing is a slippery slope to prostitution

NOT WEIRD AT ALL!
Meet Sam Barsky: he makes matching sweaters of places he visits

THAR SHE BLOWS
A lot of “sea serpent sightings” could actually be whale boners

ATTENTION, FASHION LOVERS
In the cheekiest move yet, Vetements releases a style of jeans with a zipper you can zip up - or down - to expose your bare butt

AND IN SPORTS
Golfing cockatoos reveal ability to use combined tools

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Post by Riddick » 03-02-2022 12:14 AM

IT'S FOR THE KIDS
Louisiana teacher admits feeding students sperm-laced cupcakes

RESEARCHERS NEED TO GET OUT MORE
Swedish Researchers Really, Really Want Your Urine

JUST WATER FOR US, THANKS
Kyoto Univ. researcher seeks firms to help bring healthy moth feces tea to market

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
A family walked 10 minutes to free a mouse they caught in their home only for it to be swooped up by magpies.

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'
Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov't

NOOOO
How the Russian invasion of Ukraine could increase the cost of your beer

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Post by Riddick » 03-14-2022 12:28 PM

A SKILL THAT WILL TAKE HIM FAR
Canadian teen solves 211 Rubik's cubes while on a pogo stick

LOOKING FOR A CAREER CHANGE?
Company offers more than $6,000 to smell dog poop for two months

AS IF THIS UKRAINE WAR ISN'T BAD ENOUGH
Bees are explosively ejaculating to death during heat waves

SIT TALL, AMERICA!
U.S. ranks No. 2 in toilet paper usage

WE'RE THINKING
Doctor explains why men take longer on the toilet than women

AND IN SPORTS
Outhouse racing has gone on in the MI U.P. for almost 30 years

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Post by Riddick » 03-22-2022 10:19 PM

LITERALLY A DREAM COME TRUE
Japanese factory lets you knit your own socks by riding a bicycle

REMINDS US OF WASHINGTON
Rent-a-stranger: This Japanese man makes a living showing up and doing nothing

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON!
Complex decision making found in predatory worms with just 302 neurons

FINALLY, AN HONEST LAWYER
Former defense lawyer who bragged in ad he ‘thinks like a criminal’ gets 5 years for dealing pot

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
World's largest potato called Doug isn't actually a spud as record hopes crushed

WHY THE BEARS HAD CORNED BEEF WE’LL NEVER KNOW
Bears approach man with corned beef, open car door in Sierra Madre

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Post by Riddick » 07-20-2022 10:55 PM

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
MIT scientists created a “psychopath” AI by feeding it violent content from Reddit

AN UBER EATS DELIVERY GONE ASTRAY
NASA Mars Rover Spots Spaghetti-Like Object

UNLIKE THE 'COSINE,' WHICH IS PURELY IMAGINARY
Imaginary numbers are real

FINALLY, A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION
Bigfoot is an 'interdimensional creature that can disappear at will', expert claims

THE MEDICAL SCIENCE IS SETTLED
Beer could help you survive a heatwave, doctor says

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Post by Doka » 07-21-2022 09:31 AM

They got that one right........Someday, Hopefully we can dig through, " payed for Science" back into the real stuff!
We are so distracted we are missing out on some cool stuff. And please don't tell me interesting things are "Just Too Far Out"! Take a look at the times we are living in the here and now! And say "Too Far Out" with a straight face!

Bigfoot is an 'interdimensional creature that can disappear at will', expert claims
KARMA RULES

Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities': Voltaire

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Post by Riddick » 07-25-2022 01:14 PM

CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
Police under fire for banning food vendors from wearing dinosaur costumes

'THE EMPIRE STRIPS BACK'
There's a Star Wars strip show.

IN LATIN AMERICA IT'S OK FOR ON THE JOB USE
Argentine presidential spokeswoman enters Instagram contest to win a dildo

TALK ABOUT INFLATION!
Study: Breast Size Increased 300% on Female Comic Book Characters over the Last 70 Years

AND IN SPORTS
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

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Post by Riddick » 08-02-2023 12:50 AM

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK I
Freakishly large viruses with arms and tails found in Massachusetts

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK II
Fragments of what's believed to be Beethoven's skull were in California drawer for decades

NO PLACE LIKE HOME, DUDE
Cannabis-based ‘hempcrete’ could revolutionize the way we build our homes

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
Researchers tickle rats for science

THE LESSON HERE IS, STICK WITH YOUR OLD AI SEX ROBOTS
New AI sex robots could blackmail or kill their owner, warn terrified experts

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Post by Riddick » 01-06-2024 03:20 PM

AT LAST WE CAN MOVE ON
Reynold's Finally Settles the Debate: This Is What Each Side of Aluminum Foil Is For

SO MAURY'S THE FATHER?
Maury Povich announces paternity test for baby orangutan

BOTTOMS UP!
Drinking toilet water may be the future of drought-stricken California

'NEED?'
Do I need to shock my penis?

AND IN FOOTBALL NEWS
The Cheez-it taunts The Pop-Tart.

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