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Why Do We Have Butts?

Post by Riddick » 09-23-2020 03:01 PM

Butts. The soft, hairy, appendages that are hilarious, erotic and functional seem to be very impactful in our lives. But have you ever wondered what their original purpose was? How did humanity decide that these cheeks were to be viewed as they are in the present? Gizmodo Australia presented those questions to multiple experts, along with the history of the human asscheek. Check their full piece here.
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Re: Why Do We Have Butts?

Post by starrmtn001 » 07-03-2021 05:34 AM

No butts, no laps. Easy Peasy

Hey, Riddick. :wink:

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Re: Why Do We Have Butts?

Post by Riddick » 07-04-2021 04:19 PM

starrmtn001 wrote:
07-03-2021 05:34 AM
No butts, no laps. Easy Peasy

Hey, Riddick. :wink:
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Re: Why Do We Have Butts?

Post by Malaria_Kidd II » 07-04-2021 09:37 PM

Stick around starmtn001! This big stack of Chinese fireworks here ain't half exploded, yet!

I enlarged your avatar and a scary pirate she is! :shock:

Thanks Riddick! :)

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