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Saturday Night Schlock Theater

Post by Riddick » 08-21-2021 07:19 PM

They're low-budget & they're cheesy
They're low-brow & they're sleazy
They're altogether B-zie!
That's all as well may be

Yet some folks like to see 'em,
They think they are a screa-um:
You may well even be 'un!
If so then you're like me -

So getcher popcorn & your sody,
Sit down & when you're ready
Let your mind go veggie! -
* Enjoy a schlocky flick *

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The ODDEST Couple: A White Bigot & A Soul Brother
"They Share The Same Body, But Hate Each Other's Guts!"

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Presenting This Week's Schlock Theater Feature

Post by Riddick » 08-28-2021 08:38 PM

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It's only a campy low budget 1974 made-for-TV movie—but it’s also the only flick ever about a small construction crew on an island terrorized by a bloodthirsty bulldozer possessed by an alien life force... How do you kill a machine BEFORE it kills YOU?


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This Week's Schlock Theater Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-04-2021 07:35 PM

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A kid-friendly baby-boomer favorite, this 1966 schockbuster film has bug-eyed antics and twitchy schitck galore as Don Knotts' character digs into a "murder house" mystery. "Attaboy, Luther!"


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This Week's Schlock Theater 50th Anniversary Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-11-2021 05:59 PM

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Revenge is the best medicine in this bizarre & campy spectacle (perhaps best described as a spoof of his earlier horror classics), as Price plays a dastardly & diabolical theology scholar & organ enthusiast wreaking gruesome vengeance on the medical workers who failed to save his beloved's life


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This Week's Schlock Theater "Nature Strikes Back" Ecological Fear Mongering Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-18-2021 06:40 PM

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In this 1977 'near future' flick, turns out we used way too much Aquanet so the ozone layer is depleted, causing animals to go berserk and attack a group of hikers and campers including fearlessly boorish and rude advertising exec Leslie Nielsen, who turns out to be more frightening than any animal threat.

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Re: Saturday Night Schlock Theater

Post by Malaria_Kidd II » 09-18-2021 09:06 PM

Hey up there friend so Wisconsin-liking! You have my attention perusing the above flicks of which none have been seen til this evening! :D

Thanks Riddick Esquire of Fantastic Forum 1! 8)

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