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Saturday Night Schlock Theater

Post by Riddick » 08-21-2021 07:19 PM

They're low-budget & they're cheesy
They're low-brow & they're sleazy
They're altogether B-zie!
That's all as well may be

Yet some folks like to see 'em,
They think they are a screa-um:
You may well even be 'un!
If so then you're like me -

So getcher popcorn & your sody,
Sit down & when you're ready
Let your mind go veggie! -
* Enjoy a schlocky flick *

~ This Week's Feature

The ODDEST Couple: A White Bigot & A Soul Brother
"They Share The Same Body, But Hate Each Other's Guts!"

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Presenting This Week's Schlock Theater Feature

Post by Riddick » 08-28-2021 08:38 PM

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It's only a campy low budget 1974 made-for-TV movie—but it’s also the only flick ever about a small construction crew on an island terrorized by a bloodthirsty bulldozer possessed by an alien life force... How do you kill a machine BEFORE it kills YOU?


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This Week's Schlock Theater Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-04-2021 07:35 PM

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A kid-friendly baby-boomer favorite, this 1966 schockbuster film has bug-eyed antics and twitchy schitck galore as Don Knotts' character digs into a "murder house" mystery. "Attaboy, Luther!"


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This Week's Schlock Theater 50th Anniversary Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-11-2021 05:59 PM

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Revenge is the best medicine in this bizarre & campy spectacle (perhaps best described as a spoof of his earlier horror classics), as Price plays a dastardly & diabolical theology scholar & organ enthusiast wreaking gruesome vengeance on the medical workers who failed to save his beloved's life


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This Week's Schlock Theater "Nature Strikes Back" Ecological Fear Mongering Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-18-2021 06:40 PM

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In this 1977 'near future' flick, turns out we used way too much Aquanet so the ozone layer is depleted, causing animals to go berserk and attack a group of hikers and campers including fearlessly boorish and rude advertising exec Leslie Nielsen, who turns out to be more frightening than any animal threat.

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Re: Saturday Night Schlock Theater

Post by Malaria_Kidd II » 09-18-2021 09:06 PM

Hey up there friend so Wisconsin-liking! You have my attention perusing the above flicks of which none have been seen til this evening! :D

Thanks Riddick Esquire of Fantastic Forum 1! 8)

Edited a week later: Day of the Animals was great animal control too! :shock:

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This Week's Schlock Theater 50th Anniversary Feature

Post by Riddick » 09-25-2021 06:58 PM

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A man's best friends are his rats!? You might not think a schlocky horror flick with an unhinged but decidedly likable lead, a disgusting & repugnant villain, & several comedy scenes that seem like they belong in a heartwarming coming of age story would be a massive hit. But in 1971 it very much was.


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Post by Malaria_Kidd II » 09-25-2021 10:37 PM

:shock: Aww rats! Hmm! Count me unsure but thanks for the trailer so I can think about watching Willard.👀 😯


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This Week's Schlocktoberfest ADAM WEST Double Feature

Post by Riddick » 10-02-2021 06:18 PM

A one-night only fall festival celebrating a true immortal in the annals of Schlock

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Slapschtick abounds in this 1965 Stooge flick, the trio's final feature film foray, as The Boys ally with a reluctant hero (West) to combat a "Who's Who of Outlaws" crime syndicate scheme to take over all the territories west of the Mississippi.
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Jumping from TV to the silver screen in 1966, with West in the role that made him a schlock cultural icon, heroic hilarity & campiness ensue as the Dynamic Duo fight the malicious machinations & unified forces of four fiendish supercriminals.
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This 1991 unsold TV pilot written by Conan O'Brien & Robert Smigel featured West as has-been '70s cop show lead Ty Lookwell, who now teaches acting classes yet fancies himself an actual detective, much to the chagrin of the local police force.
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Schlock Theater is taking a 3 week hiatus but will return Saturday October 23

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