Popeye The (P.C.) Sailor Is 'Gender Fluid', Sez Woke Cartoonist

[Riddick]

Is nothing sacred anymore? Alas, such IS the case for creator E.C. Segar's spinach-chowing seafarer, slash gender-bent sea fairy -

I'll not pollute my Sunday Funnies thread with any of this guy's work - IMO, 'reimagining' classic cartoons as platforms for pushing Woke ideology is, as Daffy Duck might say, 'dithspickable.'
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He's Popeye The Sailor Man
He's gone from where he began
He ain't what he was,
But it's OK because
They's now both a gal & man

He's Popeye The Sailor Man
He's gone from where he began
Set free from birth trait,
He changes his state
Being he-she as best they can

This faux Popeye The Sailor Man
For his author he's just a front man
He yam opportunist,
This new strip cartoonist,
And has lost this here long time fan!
TOOT TOOT