What A Scoop! STOP THE PRESSES!

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What a surprise, eh? Like we didn't already know! Once again, take note, readers: The Gannett Co. is committed to keeping you current on the most important of current events -



Is there anything more newsworthy to report on in a major headline story in the front page section of the Sunday paper than THE existential threat of our time??



Really, you won't want to miss it! Yet you might unless you're among the select few folks who still subscribe to a print edition or pick one up at the Kwik-E-Mart. I myself came on it while scanning MKE JS headlines at PressReader.com. I expect all Gannett rags have similar stories.

Of course, to say you'd be missing anything important is totally tongue in cheek, as 99 & ⁴⁴⁄₁₀₀% of what most major dailies publish is pure propaganda - In any event if you still care to see one more case of what passes for journalism today, the article is available online.

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What's It Going To Take To Convince You? - CONSTANT REPETITION, That's What! - TAKE A RIDE ON THE FEAR TRAIN! HAVE YOUR TICKETS READY! ALL ABOARD

As reported on in the MKE Journal Sentinel 1/12 dead tree edition

A KEY MILESTONE: Earth Passes Critical Climate Change Threshold In '24
Global temperatures exceeded 1.5º C above the pre-industrial era for the first time

If the Copernicus Climate Change Service says so, you damn well better believe it!

The story came with an obligatory LA fire photo carrying the caption, "Greenhouse gas emissions exacerbate the impacts from more intense severe weather events, such as the drought in California that helped to fuel the firestorm in Los Angeles."

Whachoogonnado? By all means don't fault CA politicians - Heaven forfend they preserve an adequate water supply for fighting fires. They're far too busy culturally enriching department staff & saving delta smelts donchaknow!

Yep, no matter how you slice it, everything bad comes down to climate change -



If you're not already a doomer clearly you've not been sufficiently cowed into total submission & subjugation to your moral & intellectual superiors in Woke society yet! - Ramped-up propagandic beatdowns by the press will continue unabated -

With Trump in the WH, leftie leaders & their minions in the legacy media will need all the ammo in their arsenal to combat the rise of reason, logic & common sense.