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Hillbilly Country Common Sense

Post by Malaria_Kidd II » 11-24-2022 01:58 PM

Hillbilly Wisdom

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.

Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

Silence is sometimes the best answer.

Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you’ll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense. :wink:


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Mountain Morals VS Woke Depravity

Post by Riddick » 11-24-2022 07:12 PM

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
Corollary: 'Wokeism comes when folks refuse to experience reality & want to force their bad judgment on everyone else.' That flows from a core Woke folk belief: since they never make mistakes, they've nothing to learn. How wrong they are!

Coastal & urban leftie "elites" 'look down' at America's rural heartland as a Bible-thumping backwards bumpkin & gun-clinging racist redneck haven - A distorted perspective for sure, but tell them that & they'll say it only proves their point -

It doesn't take much to see simple truths, yet common sense is beyond them, so long as they won't get off their 'sophisticated' high horse & live in the real world.
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Re: Hillbilly Country Common Sense

Post by Malaria_Kidd II » 11-25-2022 02:41 AM

Wowie Riddick! Your extremely fitting lines on the Wokies being tiny furbaby Wookies was straight out'a your heart!💗👍

Monty Python member Eric Idle is publicly stating he hates conservatives and promotes more Woke values! Their cancel culture is sending Ukraine untraceable proxy war billion$ that could irraidiate all conservatives AND progressives!!

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Woke Idolatry

Post by Riddick » 11-25-2022 01:26 PM

Malaria_Kidd II wrote: 11-25-2022 02:41 AM Monty Python member Eric Idle is publicly stating he hates conservatives and promotes more Woke values! Their cancel culture is sending Ukraine untraceable proxy war billion$ that could irraidiate all conservatives AND progressives!!
I'd seen a blurb about Idle, but after your mention here I tracked down the whole story. He's certainly not shy about expressing deep distain for conservatives is he? And how does 'free speech for me, none for thee' not translate into cancel culture?

Being interviewed by “Silicon Valley's most feared & well-liked journalist” says volumes. Comedians "read the room" & there's no doubt who he's speaking to: Vilifying conservatives as "fascist" & "horrible," he clearly knows his audience.

Hatred's something to be celebrated when you're Woke. It goes with the territory.
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Re: Hillbilly Country Common Sense

Post by Doka » 11-25-2022 10:33 PM

Idle just another bitter old fool. Sounds like is great candidate for "Wokness", can no longer perceive "Right from wrong" and drowning in his own failures. Can we agree "Wokeness" is a mental illness of failed humans?
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Clinical Oppression

Post by Riddick » 11-26-2022 02:48 AM

Doka wrote: 11-25-2022 10:33 PM Idle just another bitter old fool. Sounds like is great candidate for "Wokness", can no longer perceive "Right from wrong" and drowning in his own failures. Can we agree "Wokeness" is a mental illness of failed humans?
Idle's milked his association with Monty Python for all it's worth & then some - Yet wealthy as he is, he's not about to give up his cash cow; he'll drain it to its last drop if given the opportunity - In that regard, being cancelled is bad for business.

Tho I don't doubt he's deeply Woke, my take is he's a huge Hollywood suck-up who'll say whatever it takes to up his cred with the global glitterati crowd, where common sense & principled conduct has given way to mob mentality & amorality.

Bitter old fools make great tools. From Woke folks' POV, it's not they who are mentally ill, it's everyone else. Agree with them, or be held to account. Being noble is a vice. Human failure is a virtue. Resistance is futile. Assimilate or die!

Crybully all they want, one guy who's no candidate to cave is another MP alum. John Cleese has been a target of Woke ire since making it known he's dead set against cancel culture. If ever he challenged Idle to debate I doubt he'd accept -

BUT IF he did, my guess is he'd take after Cleese's character in "The Argument Clinic": Lie, deny & delay. Hey, it's the only way to go when you got nothing!...

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Wokeism In 1979's "Monty Python's Life Of Brian"

Post by Riddick » 11-26-2022 03:46 PM

How ironic! Idle's character wants to be a woman. Cleese's character thinks he's crazy while the others support his 'right' to have babies though he has no womb.



Who could have imagined decades later, life would imitate LGBTQWERTY "reality"?
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Re: Hillbilly Country Common Sense

Post by Doka » 11-26-2022 07:09 PM

After reading more about Idle, It was stated that Idle's father died early and his Mother was incapable of loving him nor caring for him. He did Not work well with others, even with the Pythons , he worked with himself. I think you will find most of "The Woke" are injured parties, never obtaining enough maturity to face their own hurts. Time never heals them, they are scabbed over do deep they forget , but not in their own actions, they are pissed at the whole world and every one in it. So what we really have is large population, that will take their wrath out on everyone, for their own failings. A nasty group! We all pay for the self-haters! Humans are so weird!
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A World Of Hurt & Hate? Some "Utopia"!

Post by Riddick » 11-26-2022 07:48 PM

Doka wrote: 11-26-2022 07:09 PM I think you will find most of "The Woke" are injured parties, never obtaining enough maturity to face their own hurts. Time never heals them, they are scabbed over do deep they forget , but not in their own actions, they are pissed at the whole world and every one in it. So what we really have is large population, that will take their wrath out on everyone, for their own failings. A nasty group! We all pay for the self-haters! Humans are so weird!
I think you have something there Doka. I wonder though. There must be something about them that sets them apart from folks who've had difficult lives that don't take it out on the world - It's as if they're overly sensitive with a "no respect for boundaries" thing going on & that's where the hate projection comes from.

Rather than let it go, they "share" their self-loathing. How generous of them! (Forgive me if I'm not grateful.)
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Re: Hillbilly Country Common Sense

Post by Doka » 11-26-2022 07:52 PM

Marty Feldman also had a part in the Pythons. He was much more "interesting"

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Feldman suffered from thyroid disease and developed Graves' ophthalmopathy, causing his eyes to protrude and become misaligned. A childhood injury, a car crash, a boating accident, and reconstructive eye surgery may also have contributed to his appearance. He later described his appearance as a factor in his career success: "If I aspired to be Robert Redford, I'd have my eyes straightened and my nose fixed and end up like every other lousy actor, with two lines on Kojak. But this way I'm a novelty."

Feldman's peers have reported, in a number of biographies, that he was highly attractive to women in spite of his unconventional facial appearance.

Politically, Feldman was described as an "avowed socialist" telling one interviewer, "I'm a socialist by conviction, if not by lifestyle" and another, "I'm a socialist from way back, but in order to pay my back taxes I have to live in America to earn enough money to pay the back tax I owe to the socialist government that I voted in."He later joked that when a Labour cabinet minister said to him "Of course you vote Labour," Feldman replied, "No, I don't, because I'm a socialist!"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Feldman

By the Way Marty ,was born in the Ukraine.

Who could Not Love, Marty Feldman? :D He was a rare breed, Self-Pity was just Not in his Vocabulary!
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John & Marty B.P. (Before Python)

Post by Riddick » 11-26-2022 08:10 PM

Toward the end you can see Cleese coming close to cracking up!

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John Cleese CRUSHES Woke Cancel Culture!

Post by Riddick » 12-13-2022 12:45 PM

John Cleese steps into the cancel culture minefield to explore why a new “woke” generation is trying to rewrite the rules on what can & can't be said. Brilliantly mocking all things woke, Cleese is fun to watch.

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Re: Hillbilly Country Common Sense

Post by Doka » 12-13-2022 06:24 PM

That is a great post Riddick ! I went on to watch the Ausie interview with Cleese, equally interesting. Perhaps giving me a bit of insite into the "Sensitive Woke" who have no sense of humor who treat others like the out casts THEY feel like, it still boils down, to self hatred, in one way I have to agree, with them.........What's to like?
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Re: John Cleese's War On Wokeism

Post by Riddick » 02-09-2023 02:41 PM

With his sights set on political correctness & wokeism, which he says are enemies not only of humor but of creative thinking in all areas of human activity, Cleese stresses the importance of free expression & thought for a flourishing society.

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