13 Friday The 13th Jokes
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13 Friday The 13th Jokes
What day do eggs hate most?
Fry-day the 13th!
What do ghosts eat on Friday the 13th?
Spook-etti.
What do Italians eat on Friday the 13th?
Fettucinne Afraid-o.
Which store you shouldn’t enter on Friday the 13th?
The ghost-ery store.
What do ghosts wear to a Friday the 13th dance party?
BOO jeans.
What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow, Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?
“Takin' Care of Business!”
What happens when you propose to someone blind on Friday the 13th?
They tell you that they are seeing someone else.
What’s the worst part about waking up on Friday the 13th?
Realizing that you still have to go to work.
Why should you play the lottery on Friday the 13th?
Because when you lose, this time you’ll at least expect it.
What would make Friday the 13th even scarier?
If it were on a Monday.
Why does Joe Biden like Friday the 13th?
He can blame bad luck for his usual stupidity.
How do you know that it’s Friday the 13th?
Everyone will tell you.