
What a surprise, eh? Like we didn't already know! Once again, take note, readers: The Gannett Co. is committed to keeping you current on the most important of current events -

Is there anything more newsworthy to report on in a major headline story in the front page section of the Sunday paper than THE existential threat of our time??

Really, you won't want to miss it! Yet you might unless you're among the select few folks who still subscribe to a print edition or pick one up at the Kwik-E-Mart. I myself came on it while scanning MKE JS headlines at PressReader.com. I expect all Gannett rags have similar stories.
Of course, to say you'd be missing anything important is totally tongue in cheek, as 99 & ⁴⁴⁄₁₀₀% of what most major dailies publish is pure propaganda - In any event if you still care to see one more case of what passes for journalism today, the article is available online.